A friend turned me onto Glen E Friedman over the weekend. Turns out I have been admiring his photos since I was a little guy. Check out his books "Fuck You Heroes" and "Fuck You Too". I'm sure he has shot a lot of photos you've seen.
Paint your plywood the disired color. Make Sure you get a really good coat of paint on there.
Have a adult use the power tools. Sand that face whole nice and smooth. Splinters are not our friend. Paint a body. Don't go out of the lines Jon. Paint a head.
Paint legs. Paint a right arm. Paint a left arm. Draw some hands Who's gotta pie?